What about leaving your trousers off, locking yourself out and leaving the chip pan on? I would suggest that is marginally worse, Michael. Unless you're a naturist. Frankly, I don't know whether you are or not. How could I? I barely know you. Anyway it's something to think about

its not me. The authorities have been informed

Chip pan

NEW // Due to the massive demand of his current sold-out run, comedy legend Count Komedia Entertainment CAS Feed will be reprising his role as Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol in Nov/Dec 2025 too! Don't be a Scrooge 😏 Tickets go on sale 10am Thursday: tinyurl.com/hmsm2ene

Fabulous!

Humbug!

Yus

2-0! it’ll do!

I can no longer make the sold out "Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol" show at the Tyne Theatre in Newcastle on Nov 27th. I've 2 tickets on Twickets if anyone is interested. twickets.live/app/block/6240… Komedia Entertainment CAS Feed

Thinking of leaving this sinking ship. I'm also on threads and giving countarthurstrong.bsky.social a go!

Tell him I'm delighted!

Due to the massive demand of his current sold-out run, comedy legend Count Komedia Entertainment CAS Feed will be reprising his role as Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol in Nov/Dec 2025 too! Don't be a Scrooge 😏 Tickets are on sale NOW: tinyurl.com/hmsm2ene

24hr Priority On Sale for ATG+ Members ⭐ Count Komedia Entertainment CAS Feed delivers the Charles Dickens story and follows this with his own adaptation of the most classic of festive tales, A Christmas Carol. 📆 Fri 14 Nov 2025 🎟️ atgtix.co/3YMizer ⏰ General On Sale: Fri 15 Nov 10am

#LNpresale: Count Komedia Entertainment CAS Feed is Charles Dickens in ‘A Christmas Carol’! Join the #BAFTA-nominated comedian next year as he presents his one-man interpretation of the classic festive tale 🌟 Find tickets 👉 livenation.uk/sYBw50U263x

I'm afraid I will be leaving twitter in the next couple of weeks. Komedia Entertainment may take over the running of this. I'm on Threads but I'm currently enjoying Bluesky. It's very similar to how this place used to be. But a bit nicer. I would encourage you to give it a try!

Komedia Entertainment CAS Feed 2 great tickets available for Friday 15th November at Southport Atkinson Theatre (seats F13, F14.. stalls, centre, 6th row).. I can no longer attend but can meet up before the performance to hand over tickets direct from box office

Apologies in advance

Hi all! I'm about to pop off now and will no longer be on what I call Twitter any more. Komedia Entertainment will take over this and keep you informed with news etc. You can find me at: @countarthurstrong.bsky.social And - countarthurstrong.com

Hi Everyone. Count Arthur has left the building and can now be found on Bluesky. bsky.app/profile/counta…

Extra dates added to next year including LONDON! Only two dates so get your skates on as they will go fast! (Perhaps a final Xmas present?) Extra dates are: 31 Oct Hereford and 13/14 Dec London. countarthurstrong.com/events Get them while they're hot, they're luverly.