They left the Champions League in same order

Alm dr Mun'im Idris pernah bilang kalo dubur Noordin M Top itu bentuknya corong.

Indikasinya, ada aktivitas seksual mencurigakan yg bikin bentuk duburnya Noordin berubah.

3 kata lucu, 'perang di KFC'

Rootbeer AW beneran rasa balsem cuk

Di Bandung masih bisa beli bubur 8rb

Kata' 'Dibujuk i cino' ket aku cilik sampe saiki sek berlaku ternyata

Hari kemenangan tetep kalah

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

Ongkepe gk mari'

Passing, Finishing, Control bapuukk kabeehhh. Untung kon nduwe Palmer

Husband escapes from wife.
Cat escapes from the dog.
Thief escapes from police.

5 menit buka linkedin:

Akhirnya selesai juga namatin Breaking Bad

BREAKING: The UN Security Council has passed a resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza during Ramadan.

The resolution calls for the release of all hostages on all sides.

Russia attempted to put the word 'permanent' into the text but the US voted against it.

Strepsils kok larang yo

Ya Allah Iki luwe nemen gempane

Lho' kok gempa maneh iki