Ever since I got into marketing, I stopped hanging up on cold calls. I let ‘em pitch. I click the “one weird trick” ads. It’s all research…Right? In related news, today I bought pool service over the phone from a guy who’s been dialing since the Bush administration.

Welp! I’m too dumb to stream. Watch me light $50 on fire as tribute for my idiocy

Hey Phenom Poker can you add some glitches to ur software and fuck ur players up a bit so you can get some of this WPT traffic? Shoving blind every hand at 50NL isn’t exactly getting my juices flowing like it used to

Which of these slots would you like to know how to beat the most? (WoF = Wheel of fortune. Just not enough characters allowed on polls)

Why is it ok to use the same tongs to put the raw chicken on the grill & take it off, but if my fork touches raw chicken I gotta use a new fork to eat it?

WHO'S READY FOR SUMMER?!

So turns out it’s not ok and I’m an idiot. That actually tracks 👌 The lesson: save the dumb questions for ChatGPT

Bang bang💥And if you catch any good shots of Table 1 Vegas in action tag us and we might just feature you in our summer content plans 👀

Pregaming a Ben Lamb podcast has its perks. You’ve got exactly 19 minutes to suggest topics to ask him about. Do your thing internet.

The 3 key ingredients to success at poker? The three H's. Do you have them?

So simple, yet so hard to have all 3 at once.

What’s the hack for parking at the Sphere? Been twice and had bad Uber experience both times and am going tonight. Help me X friends!

What are the odds all 6 of us are still in action when summer gets here on June 21st?

I feel bad we haven’t done our $100 giveaway for Table 1 Vegas on Phenom Poker yet. play.phenompoker.com/register?r=Tab… 👆The next 10 people who sign up thru our link I’ll throw 10 usdt into your account to try out the site. Happy WSOP

Making our own reality show was hectic to get started… But now that Episode 1 is out we’ve got a fun summer ahead of us. Shout out to everyone helping to make this project as fun as it’s been so far. Like, retweet, and tell us why we suck #HighStakesSummer

I promise to offer you the most value by only applying the sweat to approximately 3 tournaments. Choose me purely to save money for your organization.

You look like you would enjoy a poker tournament (derogatory)