Arsenal Megacorp Hey Boss, we ELIMINATED the escaped drones! "A stronger employee is a better employee!" http://yfrog.com/jqbyjrj

Employees: A Moco Shift is now in effect!

Employees: The building is temporarily locked and unavailable, but the doors will open again soon. Apologies for the interruption.

Employees: We're back in business, but friend matches may have difficulty initiating. Full resolution by tonight.

The Eliminate servers are being rebooted... standby.

Employees: Thanks to your testing and shift reports we have modified The Menacer weapon. More info: http://bit.ly/99NYRt

Employees: Thanks for your shift reports, we've re-adjusted the Menacer weapon based on your feedback. Details: http://bit.ly/cyZQPc

RT @Plus_Network Actively restoring full network responsiveness at this time. You be unable to connect and/or have long wait times.

RT @Plus_Network The network has recovered from the earlier responsiveness issues. Thanks for your patience!

Employees: Please refer to this memo prior to upgrading your device to iOS4: http://bit.ly/ckAKqz

Employees: We are performing maintenance at 11:30am PDT, today, 6/28. Downtime will be approximately 30-45 minutes. http://bit.ly/axlq1Z

Employees: Eliminate will be down for a short period of time starting at 15:00 PDT, today, 6/28 for additional maintenance.

Employees: Your patience was appreciated. The building is once again open for business.

Employees: Double credits and extra energy for the Holiday weekend starting tomorrow at 3pm PDT! http://bit.ly/d3vTnR

Arsenal Megacorp Boss I've just put I'm an order for the Longshot! http://yfrog.com/86nt4nj

Employees: Only 2 days of stock left for the new "Longshot" Sniper Rifle. Acquire yours now before it is too late!

Employees: A double credit weekend approaches. Contact your manager to clear appropriate overtime as necessary. That is all.

Employees: Double Credits & More Weekend has started early! UK Skin is also reduced.