Young Bob Bob chill the fuck out and enjoy your teenage years before you age into a miserable grifting cunt.

Florian Wirtz discourse is hilarious because Liverpool fans showed no mercy on Declan Rice, Caicedo and was mugging Haaland off in a community shield game. Now their 150 million player who’s “better than Cherki” needs time.

If you don't think British People will vote away Every last Basic Human right they have left, Just for the Chance to Punch Down, you're in for a fucking Shock.

LOOOL imagine landing in year 7 and your team is already out of something, fuckin hell man

If you're defacing a Chinese takeaway, that you've probably ordered from and is part of a community, you are NOT a patriot. You're a racist twat. (York)

Ya da is still painting roundabouts and tugging himself to Elon Musk tweets.

In every picture I’ve seen Ricardo Villalobos looks like a patient who just escaped a mental hospital

Jamie Raskin, "They only want to protect free speech that they agree with" JR then demolishes Farage, ending with "You might want to think twice before you let Nigel Farage Make Britain Great Again"

Never change, Marshawn 😭

This app used to be funny man

#Glasgow 😎

There’s a bunch of people advocating for the death of Palestinians and the continued exploitation of the global south in my DMs trying to “violence is not the answer” me. Irony.

Gary Lineker on winning the National TV Award, "It's not lost on me why I might have won this award" "Aside from presenting Match of the Day, the most iconic football show for 26 years" "Also, I think it demonstrates that perhaps it's ok sometimes to use our platform to speak

Should have asked Netanyahu when you had him on your podcast

Anti migration and multiculturalism people enjoying food stands that exist only because of migration and multiculturalism is 👌

To quote Bob Vylan "loves a chicken korma, hates the hands that cook it"

First time in my life I’ve heard “Off the ball runs” as a recorded stat. Scraping the barrel is an understatement

A lot of them genuinely think showering before bed and not in the morning is acceptable

The fall of Tom Skinner is really something delightful to watch. Enjoy your 5am chili con carne tomorrow ya fuckin tosser. Bosh

How thick must you be 😭😭😭