Me texting the Bois why we should go to the strip club using equations and formulae

Being insane now so that when I get older the dementia will cancel it out and I'll be normal.

Be sure to leave out some brightly-colored wristbands and an American flag for John Cena on Wednesday for #4thofJuly

Happy #4thofJuly, can't believe America is turning 2024 years old today!

Just raw-dogged a 30 min cardio workout with no headphones AMA

Dogter Bepper

The Lord giveth, and also the Lord serveth. Perhaps even slayeth

Cum burger if my cum was yellow

To me, a truly damaged individual, a Twisted Tea is actually just a normal tea.

i will not be providing context

Gonna make a sequel to The Goofy Movie, call it 'Goofy ahh Movie'

In the resting raunt straight up Macking Donald's

just rated the Zapruder Film 5 stars on Letterboxd. it was pretty good

#Gamescom is short for Games Comference

Sleep Tolkien. Is this anything?

Diva down. We lost a good one today

I just think it's so great for representation that they got all those trans people from Siberia into that orchestra

Yes thank you for clarifying

LFGGGGGGGG

Guys don't spoil the election I have it recorded im gonna watch it tomorrow or maybe this weekend.