for a brief moment I thought Rishi Sunak was wearing a fake nose.

and he's correct for doing it. #MasterChef UK #MasterChef

guess who's going out first then... #MasterChef #MasterChef UK

my greatest enemy in life is the Interior Design Masters semi-finals. #InteriorDesignMasters

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Things Ben would still take as a compliment:

oh, she knows. #InteriorDesignMasters

Roisin getting the 'you're doing too much' critique for weeks on end and then doing this with the dressing room bathroom. What's the opposite of personal growth? #InteriorDesignMasters

give them their own show immediately. #InteriorDesignMasters

I recapped last week's #MasterChef UK quarterfinal: ariadnereviews.com/2024/04/23/mas… we play Default Setting Man Bingo, we read the Yaoi Daily, celebrate a very important potato rod and remember Lisa Snowdon's psychic damage. #MasterChef

already absolutely obsessed with Abi and the fact she sounds like she's been put into this whole situation against her own will. #MasterChef UK #MasterChef

If you asked me to draw a philosophy student. I would 100% have just drawn Khinley. It's in his DNA, there was never any other destiny for him. #MasterChef #MasterChef UK

I absolutely lost it the moment Michelle's teeth lit up in the black light #InteriorDesignMasters

I need them to do a DNA test. #InteriorDesignMasters

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Nobody:
Not a soul:
The bard 5 seconds away from rolling a Nat 1 on a performance check and starting a tavern brawl:

I recapped last week's #MasterChef UK Quarterfinal Pie-ening: ariadnereviews.com/2024/04/16/mas… the taxonomy of a galette, we do not talk about trauma pies, a cutlery murder and The Louvre's new Pastry Wing. #MasterChef

Can #DragRace do this for their next spoken work lipsync?

I recapped the second half of last week's #MasterChef UK heat: ariadnereviews.com/2024/04/15/mas… Full English Breakfast Teepees, Nuclear Chicken, Kill Bill Congee and Tony Rodd being a good egg. #MasterChef

I had the most chaotic 5 minutes of my life this afternoon. I got a phone call that my dad was in hospital. (he's doing ok now) and as I was on the phone a mouse ran out from under the sofa, stopped in the middle of the room, rolled over and just... ceased to be alive.