"Space dad had sex with your human mom."

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We all know you'll only be successful at the last part.

Where are the reapers when you really need them?

Flips everyone off. "Don't look shocked. You know you fucking deserve it."

Time to pester my favorite little asshole?

This is what time it is.

Welcome back, Commander.

It's good to be back.

What's your favorite word? Mine is 'fuck'. Often followed by 'you'. Especially if conversing with Garrus.

I hope you have a wonderful #N7Day Actually, I don't care. Unless you're a patron at the bar, then I thank you for your patronage. Please do mind your Ps and Qs. If you have a lapse in judgement, I have a lovely airlock with your name on it.

Oh, I know. He's a kinky little shit.

Do it #N7Day

Of course, why else would he block rockets with his face?

Yep.

They make dolls for this sort of need.

Sex dolls. They've come a long way. Very lifelike and many have advanced AI but are far more costly.

People like yourself get lonely. I don't know who created them, I simply know they exist and that it can be a profitable business.

You should try getting out more, Shepard. Or at least check your omnitool once in a while.