When people around you succeed, it shows that the queue is moving. Don’t be jealous but rejoice, your time is coming.

1 year post election and APC supporters still talk about Peter Obi more than Tinubu’s non existent achievement. Shameless people

Whoever cooked the food I ate in my dream, please try to reduce the salt and spices next time. Thank you!

Muzan be airdroping his memories to his demons😂😂

Madara Uchiha

Na this Glo una da say make we use?

Worst than MTN self

Modesty triggers you.

Virginity triggers you.

Femininity triggers you

Family values triggers you.

Submission triggers you.

Are you a bomb?

I'm talking to you that this tweet will still trigger. Are you a bomb?

FUCK AVERAGE

BE LEGENDARY

Carfentanil is a synthetic opioid that is 10,000 times more potent than morphine and 100 times more potent than fentanyl, which itself is 50 times more potent than heroin.

Never marry another man’s wife

I remember after being withdrawn from PANS OAU in 2017 after spending 7 YEARS there, I was siting at the sports center one evening, thinking about my life and a random person walked up to me and told me these words

Na everyday I dey put new hole for my belt.. the economy is really bad😂😂😂

If Abia state gets 24/7 electricity first, then na truely God's own state.

Afterall the first thing God said is 'Let there be light'🙃

Me I don buy muoka foam incase I tire to stand on the mandate.

Serious question

How did Tinubu convince you he was capable of being the president of Nigeria?

intelligence+ beauty and attitude are very dangerous combination

Be kind but remember to stay wicked When necessary

Nothing fears me more than, Na my Pharmacist be this. Once he give you medicine your problem don finish.

Oga Shey nor be setup be this.