If Flies Were People

Baby it’s okay ❤️ you just want the cake 💰 I just want the cake 🍑 #ayoandteo + GANG

We’re getting old 1988 - 30 1989 - 29 1990 - 28 1991 - 27 1992 - 26 1993 - 25 1994 - 24 1995 - 23 1996 - 22 1997 - 21 1998 - 20 1999 - 19 2000 - 18 2001 - 17 2002 - 16 2003 - 15 2004 - 14 2005 - 13 2006 - 12 RETWEET if you see your age.

I was just interviewed by ABC News and the journalists got to see my daughter outside doing the throw-hot-water-in-the-air thing (it’s -16F, right now). So cool!:

Your IHSA 3A sectional Champs with 16 individual qualifiers and 3 relays we are ready to finish what we started in 2016 & 2017 #YearOfTheVikings #RedSmoke2

📸 2019 Class 3A Girls Track & Field State Champions 📍Charleston, IL HF Girls Track

Wow, my daughter’s track team won State! First time in Homewood-Flossmoor High School’s history for the girls team! Incredible! 🔥🔥🔥!! So proud of this powerhouse of a team! Homewood-Flossmoor HF High School 🥇

Space Cat loved. Though I travel galaxy, I always come home. 🐾

Again, I must point out the joys of sharing a photo stream with my daughter. Wth is this? 😆

buns Nnedi Okorafor, PhD🕷️

why did #hulu decide to stop working on the last episode of my show😔

nap time is OVER

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Happy anniversary, Futurama! The show premiered on this day in 1999.