If your margarita doesn't have a booty like this, then what are you doing with your life?

#Bands... Some advice from your friendly neighborhood fan and idiot: everybody wants to get some good footage of their shows, but having someone take over the entire dancefloor, moving the actual or potential fans out of the way constantly, is a great way to kill the fucking vibe

I think I Tubi-stumbled onto a movie that could dethrown Things from the The Ghost Writers Podcast : Don't GO In the Woods. This is not a suggestion or challenge, it is a warning. The audio alone would make 𝕸𝖆𝖙𝖙 𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖓 apopleptic. imdb.com/title/tt018299…

#GoneGirl is the alternate reality version of #ChasingAmy where they didn't break up. Tell me I am wrong.

Thank you thank you thank you! Y'all know how to make a 41 year old feel special. I have a minor request, if you'll indulge me 💙💙

I'm so happy someone likes it!!!

Proving love is real, Saul style, doing Carcass karaoke in my Chuck Tingle cosplay. #campdamascus

In case you care, I am engaged in the Azure Heaven. A sky, if you will. Perhaps clear. Bright Blue one might say.