Anthony Scontrino (@anthonyscon) 's Twitter Profile
Anthony Scontrino

@anthonyscon

I'm the cool range howla Dr. Frankensteen

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calendar_today05-12-2010 02:16:17

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The best way to come up with a name for your business today is to have no idea how to spell the product you’re trying to sell

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I always know that I’m being too optimistic about how my day’s gonna go when I lather, rinse, and then have the audacity to repeat

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I’m writing a script. No idea what it’s about but there will be a ton of phone calls that all end in clear and sincere goodbyes before hanging up.

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I’ve committed to both finally investing in nice sneakers and not shaving or cutting my hair till next year, so I look like a gutter punk hypebeast

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Since Bernie lost the nomination but accurately predicted how the election would go down, I’d like to nominate him to replace Paul, the octopus who correctly predicted the winner in all of Germany’s matches in the 2010 World Cup

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Now that Trump is gonna be out of office soon, I can finally freely admit that I met him once and he really stinks. His head just smells bad and his feet are, like, so stinky and his butt smells like piss.

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In honor of the upcoming Biden presidency, I’ve sent all of my followers this shirt that seems like something he would wear if he was just a random guy on the street

In honor of the upcoming Biden presidency, I’ve sent all of my followers this shirt that seems like something he would wear if he was just a random guy on the street
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The secret to getting any woman to fall for you is to act like their mouth is unbearably spicy the first few times you kiss them. Scream, cry, and punch the ground until your hands bleed and you’ll be irresistible in no time