Why are The Traitors contestants trying to get through to judges houses on X-Factor? #TheTraitors

Not Elon Musk

Care Quality Commission Blackpool Victoria Hospital A&E NHS Blackpool Teaching Hospitals 💙🌈 needs putting into Special Measures. My 81 year old mum discharged herself after being admitted but left for 31 hours in her wheelchair in A&E waiting for a bed then told she'd be there for another night Blackpool Gazette

7:37am and I'm sick of hearing the word Trump already today.

Anyone who says “I voted for yourself” needs banishing #TheTraitors

I’ve watched all the series of the English language versions of #TheTraitors and this was the best game the traitors have played. Shows the power when you don’t turn on each other too.

Got help us when the Mad House is as stupid as the bloke who runs it.

How did a parody account get 3.5m followers?

Doubling down on stupidity is never a good look.

There's nothing more frustrating than trying to deposit a cheque using a banking app. Photo the front <black background> nope <silver background> nope <weird woodgrain table> that'll do Repeat for back. Happy with photos? Yes Sorry that didn't work please try again . Aarghh!

Whenever I see the last supper painting, I can’t help but think they’d have had more room if they rotated the table 90°

Turning on tweet notifications for Blackpool FC like some kind of idiot who’s never experienced Deadline Day as a Blackpool fan before.

Prepare to be underwhelmed

I hope the transfer of Lee Evans to Bradford includes a clause that he has to play when we play them.

Commentator on the snowboarding just said he’d won it by a fingernail, but that’s a measure of distance, not time. This is like the Kessel run all over again!

The National Lottery This is what I get. And what about the email to remind me the ticket has finished every 4 weeks? I didn’t get one last week so missed a week

Went to see James in the cavern quite intimate gig , fantastic night

AI is never taking over the world.