this bunny is one 14-point win away from replacing the rocky statue and becoming the new symbol of the philadelphia eagles

Eagles broke the Chiefs and they haven’t recovered.

NORMALIZE not bringing up a your relatable story when someone is telling you something about themselves… just listen.

Hi Philadelphia Eagles this is who you’re upsetting when you lose, just so you know

I like that everyone figured winning 2 Superbowls in 8 years would mellow Eagles fans out and it’s actually made us worse

This is what dome stadiums are taking from you

We can’t have a week where the Eagles play in Buffalo without visiting one of the most insane, amazing plays of all-time, courtesy of Randall Cunningham 🦅

2026 will be a banger year

Wife: You’re not buying new books, are you? Me: Absolutely not. These books were published years ago.

Joan of Arc was great, but nothing compared to her sister, Joan of Circumference, who was a much more rounded person.

Reading and collecting books are two different hobbies, and I have both.

I'm having trouble logging on to PulpitAI Stuck at login screen.

My roomba just beat me to a Cheeto that I dropped on the floor. This is how the war against machines begins

“I bought you an elephant for your room.” “Thank you.” “Don't mention it”

I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff—you only need to use a tiny bit. A little dab'll do

The five greatest offensive line coaches in NFL history: 1. Jeff Stoutland 2. Can’t name another offensive line coach in NFL history

I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in films.

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

Next time someone at church says that they didn't know about some upcoming event, I'm sending them this.

If there’s a young actor named LeBron B James we could have an interesting debate in a few years.