excuse me spotify it is 6am

SHE TESTS ME. EVERY DAY.

Just a quick fyi. No fencesitting. Pro 🇵🇸

My brain has been mush for weeks, and my #TTRPG productivity has tanked. I wish I could rinse my brain off in the sink.

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