Me: I want to go to sleep cuz I'm so exhausted Brain: WAIT do you think zombies ever have to shit?

Anyone remember how the world was supposed to end in 2012? It's 2016 and we're still here lol

"Tonight, I'll have 30 more models than usual. Send them to my yacht" - Leonardo DiCaprio after he walks off the stage

The aesthetic of every1 else's insta seems to flow so nicely. Mine looks like the disappointing child of a rainbow threw up on a waffle iron

Some1 videotaped the aftermath of wat happened in Brussels. Those r the kind of images u c in nightmares. #PrayForBrussels #PrayForTheWorld

And that's a wrap on #COLDSeries

Shoutout to #DaredDevil season 2 for making gingers a main part of the plot line #thegingerlegacywillcontinuethroughcinema

Took my first Krav Maga class last night #feelinmyself #ginganinja #ninjaatheart #blessed #skilled? #notyet

Mozart wrote his first full scale opera by the time he was 13, and I'm 17 still trying to touch my nose with my tongue.

the concept of your body having "problem areas" was invented to make you spend money to fix it, DON'T BUY THE LIE!! you're good how you are.

Already thinking about Thanksgiving.

Here it is everyone. THE OFFICIAL TRAILER for #CAPTAINFANTASTICMOVIE!! imdb.com/title/tt355397…. Power to the people!

I'M SO HAPPY TO SHARE THE TRAILER FOR CAPTAIN FANTASTIC (Coming out this summer)! : collider.com/captain-fantas…

Barbie's Princess and the Pauper movie is the reason why i'm going to get married one day

Something is wrong with Doris. Check out the Ouija: Origin of Evil poster and see the trailer tomorrow. #OuijaMovie

When the last few weeks before school starts got you feeling like Prometheus

Me: were u in Pennsylvania AND Philadelphia? Friend: ... Think about what u just said. Me: oh. Yeah. ... Ben Cash would not be proud.

When you realize Paulina's love interest in Ouija:Origin of Evil looks like a young Paul Newman with brown eyes. #blessed

I may have said that Barbie's Princess and the Pauper is why I want to get married one day, but that was before I saw McCabe & Mrs. Miller

Here's a little life tip for you: If you see someone jogging, don't follow her in your van. She won't like it. I promise you. #idontlikeit