I would very much like this to happen to me please and thank you.

Back in May I was awarded promotion, but it doesn’t actually apply til the 1st October. So, I’m looking forward to respawning as a Senior Lecturer tomorrow (yes, I’ve been using the title since week 0, because it’s silly that it doesn’t apply at the start of the academic year).

Oh, I really need these for my office.

Front loading the teaching on my module has meant for a very hectic start of semester. But, somehow I’m 2/3rds of the way through my teaching already. Grant deadline next week and then I can breathe 🤪

I have just pressed “submit” on my first big grant application as Project Lead! I will celebrate by doing all the work that I haven’t been doing because I’ve been writing the grant. And this afternoon by attending a 3 hour meeting that definitely could have been an email.

Waiting in the queue to see Rocky Horror Picture Show… I drove into the city so am not drinking, I fear this may have been an error of judgement.

It’s Halloween so by law I have to share the spookiest, creepiest twins.

We wonder why the employment rate for blind people is so low, and then I read tweets about Chris on strictly saying he's amazing because can you imagine walking across a room with your eyes closed, and I have the answer. People really think so little of our lives.