Fear not, Loyal EuroCitizens! This thorn in our side will shortly be convicted by a Show Trial where his undoubted embezzlement of enormous funds rightfully belonging to Europe and his even more disgraceful interest in the opposite sex will be proven. Those who oppose us fail.🇪🇺

Directorate Z in Brussels has advanced a new proposal: that we get Zack Polanski into a position where he can address the whole of the UK at once and use his hypnosis skills to get the people to rise up and overthrow Brexit. Anything is worth a try to save Britain! 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

Officially I've only been in Italy for just under 5 years and I have to wait another 5 before I can apply for citizenship. I'll probably also have to improve my Italian fluency further. If I eventually succeed, I will immediately start agitating for open borders and for more

Damian Counsell Traitourette's, it's called.

BREAKING NEWS Peter Mandelson has been strip searched by the police against their will.

I’m in Radio Heaven. They’re playing Our Tune! 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

Jews only make up .2% of the population, yet they control every single synagogue. Why do they have so much power?

What I’m hearing on the doorsteps in Gorton and Denton is “Allahu Akbar!”

George Galloway Paul

Strangely Clare Daly wasn’t “ physically sick” when her regime friends in Tehran executed 1,922 prisoners in 2025, hanged some in public, murdered thousands demanding an end to the regime’s oppression, imprisoned, tortured & sexually assaulted many arrested for protesting against

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Nope This is about dominance, not about spirituality

Only right to wait til Monday. Nobody likes working at the weekend — especially in the EU. Remember not to convene before 0900 — or you will be in breach of the working time directive. I know there are major geopolitical events afoot. But the EU must never forget to live up to

Queer icon and LGBTQ+ rights activist Ali Khamenei has been murdered by white queerphobic racist American colonizers. Under his leadership Iran became a leading centre of the transgender movement. I have contacted Jeremy Corbyn about holding some sort of memorial service.

We must mourn the passing of an austere religious scholar | Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

Khamenei's death will only marginalise Iran's vibrant Trans community | Owen Jones

I am absolutely disgusted that football in Britain does not conform with Amish religious rules. From now on the Premiership must promise: -No broadcasting -No football stars (focus on humility) -No Sunday games -No professional players If these rules aren't followed, then

I support deporting this agitator.

Europe’s Security College met in Emergency Session this morning, chaired by Ursula von der Leyen. It was rapidly established that the croissants were an immediate threat to security as they had been held outside the safe temperature zone for 13 minutes longer than permissible.🇪🇺

Iran has now completely closed the Strait of Homoz. Trump's options now: 1. Attempt to penetrate the Homoz with a vigorous thrust. 2. Offer Iran money to open up the Homoz for him. 3. Look for more straits to convert to new Homoz.