Are you trying to poison me? nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

You can’t hit the ball out of your own shadow but, sure, tee it up at the tips... 🤦‍♂️ nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

Why is it that people look at our sport and think it’s coronavirus that might be misunderstood? Oh, wait... nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

I’m betting greenkeepers still wish it was lockdown... 🤬 nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

We've only been allowed to play in fourballs for 5 minutes and you're already moaning! If this applies to you, The The Angry Club Golfer wants a word... ow.ly/IOcj50zXare

Perhaps you could read this before all piling in as you do. The key words are ‘for now’. Not ‘forever’. 🤦‍♂️ nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

One more bounce out and I'm going to go all Falling Down on one of these things. nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

The comments on this... 🤦‍♂️ nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

Fishing is allowed. Fishing. Explain that one to me. nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

You can't move on the pavement for runners. The park looks like a gig is about to go off. There are queues at the shops for click-and-collect. But play a round? Don't be so ridiculous... 🤬🤬 nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

Hang on - fishing's now allowed in lockdown? The The Angry Club Golfer has a thing or two to say about that... ow.ly/XJd050D2JfB

Amateurs.

The really telling thing is I actually wrote most of this while waiting behind the offending fourball... nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

Stablefords: Golf with the stabilisers on... nationalclubgolfer.com/news/angry-clu…

It's been a long time...but I'm back! nationalclubgolfer.com/club/features/…

Get ready, the The Angry Club Golfer has returned. And he’s got the hump with low handicappers 👀 🎻 🔗 ow.ly/FKs250SlrcT

Why do low handicap players think they're ENTITLED to win all the competitions? 🤔 Our The Angry Club Golfer has had quite the rant in this week's column. 🔗 ow.ly/9KXf50SmcVc

I'm all for narrowing the field, but not when it means I can't enter. It's not the bloody Masters! nationalclubgolfer.com/club/features/…