Red state West Virginia (my home) heavily relies on SNAP and government funding. A lot of families are going to go hungry next month. We’re about to see if you can eat racism.

Everybody talking about how poor people shouldn’t be able to buy junk food on food stamps.. Well, I don’t think billionaires oughta be able to buy 14-year-olds on private islands.. But here we are

If you’ve ever watched those funny videos showing pandas trying to play with toys or their zoo keepers and they just keep falling over? You’ve basically seen me trying to seduce a man.

Here in West Virginia people are trying to donate to food banks. Food banks are scrambling to feed all the people in need. It’s wild to see people barely scraping by trying to save poorer people while the President starves the country.

I’d give my dog my fucking kidney if they needed it.

It's so funny how pizzagate was predicated on this belief that pedophiles communicate in elaborate codes and every Epstein email is like "having sex with underage girls later, hmu."

If the latest documents prove anything it’s that men really will just let anyone slob their hog, huh? $5 to the first reporter who calls him President Lewinsky to his face.

So when Trump keeps saying jobs are up…he was referring to the blowies he was giving?

He Literally went to court to stop SNAP. Your president rapes children. Have a blessed day.

Your president sucks Bill Clinton’s dick. 😚

Man, the MAGA and bots are coming out of the woodwork today. And they’re BIG MAD. 😇

Me when my entire life falls apart.

I don’t care if Trump blew Bill Clinton or a horse. But I’d like it to come out that he’s really bad at it and gives toothy blow jobs.

♫ All the bitches in da house, say Hey--ey! ♫

Getting together with family for Thanksgiving? Worried about dealing with your MAGA relatives? “Your president sucked Bill Clinton’s hog.” Is a fantastic go-to response. And man, do they get sassy.

Most girls look so cute when they fall asleep on the couch. All snuggled up in blankets and pillows. I, on the other hand, fall asleep mouth wide open like I’m trying to catch a flying hibachi shrimp. Hand down the waistband of my pants like full on Al Bundy. Sup, gentlemen.

This just in: Biden allegedly shits Trump’s pants.

Girls actually text each other like, "I'm meeting a guy allegedly named Brian here 📍If he murders me here's his Bumble pic so he can be brought to justice" and then the reply's like, "You got it girl - have fun tonight!😘🤭

Oh, when a racoon falls through the ceiling of a liquor store, goes on a rampage, drinks himself into a tizzy, then locks himself in the bathroom and passes out, it’s “cute.” When I do it I’m “worrying everyone that loves me.” And “not invited to family events anymore.”

There’s a place in Oregon called Mountain of a Thousand Holes. Which is weird cause I didn’t know your Mom was in that area.