Angie Davis ❤️’s Peen (@angiedavishaha) 's Twitter Profile
Angie Davis ❤️’s Peen

@angiedavishaha

I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad.

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Red state West Virginia (my home) heavily relies on SNAP and government funding. A lot of families are going to go hungry next month. We’re about to see if you can eat racism.

Fuckin’ Princess (@8withatiara) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everybody talking about how poor people shouldn’t be able to buy junk food on food stamps.. Well, I don’t think billionaires oughta be able to buy 14-year-olds on private islands.. But here we are

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If you’ve ever watched those funny videos showing pandas trying to play with toys or their zoo keepers and they just keep falling over? You’ve basically seen me trying to seduce a man.

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Here in West Virginia people are trying to donate to food banks. Food banks are scrambling to feed all the people in need. It’s wild to see people barely scraping by trying to save poorer people while the President starves the country.

Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) (@agraybee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's so funny how pizzagate was predicated on this belief that pedophiles communicate in elaborate codes and every Epstein email is like "having sex with underage girls later, hmu."

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If the latest documents prove anything it’s that men really will just let anyone slob their hog, huh? $5 to the first reporter who calls him President Lewinsky to his face.

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I don’t care if Trump blew Bill Clinton or a horse. But I’d like it to come out that he’s really bad at it and gives toothy blow jobs.

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Getting together with family for Thanksgiving? Worried about dealing with your MAGA relatives? “Your president sucked Bill Clinton’s hog.” Is a fantastic go-to response. And man, do they get sassy.

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Most girls look so cute when they fall asleep on the couch. All snuggled up in blankets and pillows. I, on the other hand, fall asleep mouth wide open like I’m trying to catch a flying hibachi shrimp. Hand down the waistband of my pants like full on Al Bundy. Sup, gentlemen.

Laroi ✧` (@playboilaroi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Girls actually text each other like, "I'm meeting a guy allegedly named Brian here 📍If he murders me here's his Bumble pic so he can be brought to justice" and then the reply's like, "You got it girl - have fun tonight!😘🤭

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Oh, when a racoon falls through the ceiling of a liquor store, goes on a rampage, drinks himself into a tizzy, then locks himself in the bathroom and passes out, it’s “cute.” When I do it I’m “worrying everyone that loves me.” And “not invited to family events anymore.”