“I think Hamilton is kind of like the Cats movie.” - 7 YO I nanny Lin-Manuel Miranda there’s the pull quote for your website ✨

The year is 2037. Netflix releases The Princess Switch 18. There are now 42 Vanessa Hudgens characters that co-exist in the plot simultaneously. The gods are appeased. 🙏🏻

Hey Instagram , a bunch of rightwing trolls are leaving violent and hateful homophobic comments on a friend’s page. When I report them, your system is kicking them back and saying they’re “not hate speech.” Are you ever going to do something about this?

Lions and Tigers and MORE JUNGLE CATS, ALL THE CATS. Get out of here, Bear. #pressscreening for… instagram.com/p/BEFTmtSPULW/

Learned some important #lifelessons recently. Sharing so no one has to repeat my mistakes; something cannot be both "paleo" & "so yummy."

On set whipped cream war. I lost. All in my hair. And we get to do this another dozen times or… instagram.com/p/BEvEjDDvUAb/

"Thin to slim build." I think you're confused. Those mean the same thing. #castingcallwoes

When you need to talk #casting ...#winecountry isn't such a bad office-space. #actor #temecula… instagram.com/p/BFCuYpwvUE5/

#flashbackfriday to the biggest stretch of my #acting career to-date: playing a woman that can… instagram.com/p/BFXb-lmPUKd/

Which #LA dept do I contact to change my daily alarm from Man-Hacking-Up-A-Lung-Outside-My-Window to Guy-That-NEEDS-To-Use-Electric-Saw@6AM?

I will hold the goddamn door for every soul I meet for the rest of forever all of my life amen so help me George R. R. Martin #gameofthrones

Just a friendly, patriotic reminder that it's #MemorialDayWeekend so each & every freeway is now a slow descent into madness. Good luck! <3

Looking for a good time this weekend? Catch @sacredfoolsla and their production of The Toxic… instagram.com/p/BGx6i0_vUB4/

Can I point everyone towards americancoasttheater and their exquisite performance of Hamlet? I… instagram.com/p/BHD4HzXAwLN/

"Ladies and Gentlemen, house is OPEN!" Can't show you any design elements so here is my dressing… instagram.com/p/BHV8zBxgbBF/

One more weekend with this sensational squad. Catch the extension of #achorusline at… instagram.com/p/BIndlzNA_8v/

All those pirouettes in the aisles of Home Depot paid off, Dad. <3 Signed with MSA! Also known… instagram.com/p/BN7qfwSg7hJ/

Leo, give your Oscar back. You've started the fuggin' apocalypse. #bye2016