Ever roll the windows down in your car to get some fresh air? You’re actually breathing in the carbon emissions from every other car around you. You’re welcome.

We’re a month into the new year. You guys on track with your fitness goals? #fitness #fitness #yada #yada

Respect... but holy DAMN was Randy Rhoads’ guitar tone trash. Sounds like 2 dry vaginas rubbing up on eachother in a cardboard box full of congested mid-range. Fight me.

Everyday is a Jean Luc Ponty kinda day.

Having a Tesla is not a lifestyle, it’s a fucking car.

Ever think about how our lips are made out of the same skin as a butthole and the inside of our mouths is the same as a vagina? #WereAllFucked

You know how when you wake up with a random song in your head? Today’s mental song was Le Freak by Chic... I open TikTok and what do I see? BLAM - a DJ remixing Le Freak. #FreakedOut

Does Kid Rock still perform Bawitdaba?

Why can I hear Serj Tankian’s accent when he sings but not anyone else’s?

Saxophones are a sexually awkward instrument and don’t belong in metal or rock. Go get fucked.

I dropped new music today.

I have syrup on my elbows.

A metal dive bar called “Holy Dive-Bar”

im in a band now.

I may or may not have an onlyfans.

did the superbowl already happen?

touring europe in two weeks.

a man complimented my groceries today.

Deathcore is just angry power metal.

Masturbation cums in handy.