I’m gonna say this again quietly while everyone is still sleeping: if you can afford to go somewhere or do something where tipping is involved, you can afford to tip 30% at minimum. 30% should be the baseline

it really looks like this 8 months out of the year

let’s ride….

A Billion is the new million!

it’s time. follow my lead

thankful for updates from my buddy

appreciate it. let’s rock

2012 was 10 years ago that’s actually sick

Not all gossip has to be bad ok? Hearing about other people’s accomplishments is still tea!! I love talking about a great trait someone has behind their back

Normalize liking receiving better than giving

Hey this is totally random but does anyone have a pic of themselves as a child that encapsulates their energy

In my mind Ethernet is just internet’s full name

If you try hard enough you really only have to tie your shoes a few times a year

They’re not called books they’re called soon to be limited series

Those fake “You are so loved” insta captions. It’s like ……are they though

If you’re going through a hard time just remember you’re one step closer to your reputation era

I love to read everyones impression on here..

I love fruits and vegetables i’m serious

Always be ready to celebrate

Embrace your wildness.