Guys who grab your face with both hands when they kiss you win at pretty much everything.

I feel bad now when girls get deep throat now, man they stuck a camera down my throat and I can't even talk rn

RELATIONSHIP GOALS: *deep throat* can't talk

Pornography does nothing except raise our expectations about removal of pubic hair.

My Asshole Hurts SO Bad! I Had Anal For The First Time After 2 Months And Now I Can Barely Walk! I Sat On Such A Beast !

my asshole speaks 5 languages one of them is anal

I puts my asshole on the line in a game of pool and loses. But everyone is a winner when try anal #LetsTry

Its hard to trust anyone, when people lie over the dumbest shit

I hope community college throws big ass bangers 😂