Galileo is spinning in his grave that people preaching religion still deny science. Of course, he’s also circling the sun while he does, so let’s discuss who the real “mythical creature” is. patch.com/arizona/tucson…

Sully Sullenberger stepped up in a critical moment and now he asks that we do the same. That we do what’s needed and what’s critical to save our nation from Trump's chaotic destruction. We're proud to have co-sponsored this with The Lincoln Project. #SullyVsTrump #VoteHimOut

Keep your turkey sandwiches... my son just took #ThanksgivingLeftovers to the next level. Witness... the #TurduckenOmelet. Five eggs, a package of turkey bacon, sliced duck breast, and a little cheese... all cooked in duck fat.

Presidential advance representatives, ladies and gentlemen. They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

Good evening, Susan Glasser and Peter Baker. I read your book this week. It was a delight to read, and I learned so much from it. Thank you for the work you put into it. :)

Oh good, another streaming service. #Super Bowl

With most Republican Senators still mostly afraid to cross Trump, the only drama about #ImpeachmentTrial2 is which telepic in development will sign @MrBeauBridges to play Bruce Castor. #casting

Can't wait for Wednesday night! "When Rabbis Bless Congress" zoom presentation via Peninsula Temple Beth El San Mateo CA. 7pmPT Thanks to local independent bookstore @thereadingbug for partnering in this event! (buy from them - May is Jewish American Heritage Month!) zoom.us/meeting/regist…

Correlation Vs. Causation

I know it’s one of the #liberalarts, but Southwest Airlines might still be using *too* liberal a definition of the word “literature.”

Hey Eric Idle, I know I’m a little late to the party, but I just finished your book and I loved it! Watched Life of Brian with my 14yo in the middle of it, and it turns out he already knew more scenes than I did. Like I said, late to the party.

Rex Tillerson’s revenge?

Huge thanks to the great folks at @welcometomannys for first in-person discussion of new "When Rabbis Bless Congress" book last week. If you couldn't make it in-person (San Francisco) or via virtual, here's the full video -- with huge appreciation to Andy too! youtu.be/Xg91ERs1qgA

Curse you, Julia Louis-Dreyfus! If not for you, they might be mentioning MY birthday on NPR today. (Well, maybe.)

I was super excited about setting up the fancy new storage pedestals for my new LG Electronics washer and dryer until this happened. What do I put in these if not laundry supplies? Paging the #packaging, #innovation and #marketresearch teams supporting Tide and Clorox!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Oh man, SHAKE SHACK, what’s happening to you guys? San Mateo location is 0-for-2 this week in actually processing orders we placed at register using gift card. Only one person seems know how to use gift cards, but they don’t know how to get the food made. #servicefail Do better!

Wow, sweetgreen, your salads are half the size they were just a few months ago! I know there’s #inflation, but 50% less food = 90% less #customersatisfaction