Pep Guardiola on his way to Sheikh Mansour to ask for £500m to spend in the summer:

Nothing to see here, go on about your business.

On this day in 1978, Blondie released '(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence, Dear' - the second single from their second studio album “Plastic Letters”

“Was it destiny?
I don't know yet”

Tomorrow is release day!

Thank you to everyone who has posted messages about the album, reviewed it, featured it on a podcast or radio station, or pre-ordered a copy. Without you, this doesn't work!

You should be able to pick up a copy in the shops tomorrow, or receive a very…

What a sad, pathetic xenophobe.

WE WANNA SEE COYOTE VS ACME!!!!!! #ReleaseCoyoteVsAcme #SaveCoyoteVsAcme

Let's see how much reach we have and help find Alan. Share with anyone in or from Brisbane Australia

Will the real Liam Nissan please stand up. #FreeLiam #FreeLiam Nissan .Liam Nissan™

#FreeLiam
Seems the chucklefucks axed our friend Liam Nissan.
Let’s get him back!
Please get his hashtag trending!

Watching The Sound of Music like every year at #Christmas , particularly enjoying the part where the Reverend Mother calls Maria a cuntface before she burst into the horrible ‘Climb Every Mountain’

SNAIL MAIL!
Hope to finally get a live show, since my Santa Barbara show in 2020 was COVID canceled. 😁

Naturally, my new book will be teaching bairns Scots as well. 😏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Another mass shooting, this time in Lewiston Maine with at least 22 dead by gunman Robert Card.

A message to all Americans from The The Good Trouble Show with Matt Ford

#ItsTheGuns
#TheGoodTroubleShow

This silent footage, shot in 1932, shows a man testing an early version of bulletproof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he fires towards her.

Christmas is coming RR

Is this true, Kevin McCarthy ?
Sounds like the “McCarthy crime family” needs investigating.
Maybe your “bitchmaster”, Matt Gaetz needs to threaten you again. 🤣