Let's fucking go

I sincerely doubt people in Shanghai will follow this outdoor walking-and-smoking ban. Plenty of people still smoke indoors even though that was banned years ago, especially in mall / railway station / office toilets, and restaurants.

Get ready, Jake Sullivan!

People keep saying this video cLeArLy shows China ramming the Filipino boat ‘cos it’s behind. You guys, it looks as though the Filipino boat reduced power and cut across the CCG vessel, leading to a collision. Ramming isn’t just done from behind. (Ummm, 😂).

13 Wumao members have already had their memberships revoked for continuing to spell Uygur incorrectly. Two others have been asked to write 300-word self criticisms by 6pm. Don’t let it happen to you!

Argh, there’s someone sitting near me with bad BO. It’s so rare in China, so people are DEFINITELY going to think it’s me (the only foreigner.) 😖

Please keep Carl and his family in your thoughts, comrades.

We just had a tiny fender bender in Nanning (very minor) — we were in the back car. Anyway, the drivers and the other driver’s wife were so calm and patient, not even a little bit angry despite their upcoming insurance dramas. The police came, mainly to help them file the

Since we're discussing lesser known WW2 facts... This is a reminder that approximately 14 million Chinese were killed as a result of Japanese aggression, and that Japanese war crimes included but are not limited to the Rape of Nanking, United 731 & mass rape of "Comfort Women."

One of the things I love about China is that people aren’t wrapped in cotton wool by the gov’t. If you watch a pyrotechnic show, you might just end up getting hit by flying, red-hot debris! 🤣

Very impressive of Luke to be diving right into the deep end with his Uygur language learning journey!

Just got a Didi in Nanning and the driver was like, “你很像一个博主!” 也就是我吧！😂 He said he watches all my videos. Lucky I had some merchandise to give him. Such a small world, eh!

MY NEW FAVE First Lady: Chantal Biya of Cameroon. She’s fab, eh! Can you spot her in the first pic? ⬇️⬇️⬇️💃🏽👠