Whether it’s War™ or War Crimes™, with Social Media™, you can watch it all unfold from the comfort of your very own Toilet™!

“Oh and look at this colonist over here. What’s your mission again? “Civilizing the savages”? Remind me again, is “being civil” the one where you slaughter an entire Narragansett village so you can steal their land? Ha, just playing, dude!”

-me making a crowdwork TikTok in 1687

Take a break from hell with a brand-new episode of Beginnings! Good times with Niko Kapetan of Friko! Making art in a collapsing empire, growing up in Evanston, IL, authentic stage presence, parental support and MORE!

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YOUR WEEKLY RESPITE FROM A WEARY WORLD, yes folks, it's an ALL-NEW Couples Therapy! The delightful Lilan Bowden stops by to talk motherhood, Manic Pixie Dream Moms (???), saying 'yes and' to romance, somatic therapy and MORE!

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I need just *one* single white supremacist to not look like a diseased sewer mutant. The visual *never* sells the claim. It's like marketing something 'The World's Greatest Candy!' but it's just a bunch of Circus Peanuts that fell in a toilet.

These Boardwalk shirts have become extremely hyper-specific.

The Boomers are the modern equivalent of Egyptian pharaohs: if they have to die, they’re going to bury the rest of us with them

I don’t know why everyone is up in arms over avian flu. We spent the last four years improving indoor air quality, retrofitting buildings with HEPA and Far UVC, everyone masks pretty diligently & we created a robust public health system, so everything should be cool.

Our government is run by C- students doing a school project. Whether it’s Iraq, Covid, etc., they spend about 10 minutes paraphrasing Wikipedia and then go hang out with their friends after typing “Mission accomplished!”

Take a break from hell with a brand-new episode of Beginnings! Great talk with experimental musician rafael toral! The airplane-like sound in Led Zeppelin III, the Carnation Revolution, liquified rock music, a drive to create and MORE!

🎧 tinyurl.com/BeginningsRafa…

Feel free to use this screenshot for literally anything the US government does in the next couple decades or also for the previous 25 decades

Just trying to predict how bad dystopia will get… a teletherapy app where you can wager on whether other clients will get well or not... call it Intrusive Bets or FreudDuel... DraftJungs, er, BettorHelp...

Capitalism & colonialism makes everything better yet we’re on the brink of extinction after just 500 years of it

Take a break from hell with a brand-new episode of Beginnings! Great talk with Tracyannecampbell of Camera_Obscura_! Parenting, the contradiction between wanting attention & being an introvert, a love of winning, anxiety + vulnerability and MORE!

🎧 tinyurl.com/BeginningsTrac…

It feels like the only right most Americans want to fight for is the right to be a miserable asshole

I am Uatu, the Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me, and dare to face the unknown, and ponder the question, what if Joe Rogan never existed...what if...

YOUR WEEKLY RESPITE FROM A WEARY WORLD, yes folks, it's THE 300TH EPISODE of Couples Therapy! A CAVACADE OF STARS joins us to answer ONE ADVICE Q EACH - CLUB JAY JAY, Ryan Ken, Natasha Leggero & more in an ep longer than Napoleon (theatrical cut)!

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Better Help is is pivoting to become Bettor Help, folks, and you can WIN BIG!