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Andy Field

@andyfieldhello

1 of the UK's top 50 tall, white, glasses-wearing, male stand up comedians.
Listen to my podcast (ofc I have a podcast) @gr8podcongrats

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Tearfully waving out the train window as my girlfriend runs alongside

*45 minutes later*

She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead

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