This always happens to me 😩😂 #fyp #comedy #skit #poker #poker online #gam ... youtube.com/shorts/VUFyedb… via YouTube

At college I was voted “most likely to reminisce” – those were the days.

Last week I tripped and fell (ouch!), and found myself at Auckland City Hospital - 20 mins triage; Ultrasound, X-ray & CT scans (4 broken ribs). 4 days of superb friendly care and a shopping bag full of painkillers to take home.

Total cost to me? $0 Gotta love public health!

😬Yikes! Is this an accident? Or is something else at play!

I hope there are many critics (especially in the American media) hanging their vacuous heads in shame today.

Wow!!! #SpaceX

Whatever happened to Bitcoin... is that still a thing?

Fun fact: If your small and large intestines were laid out end-to-end
- you went to the wrong surgeon.

Gotta love the guy🩷

My doctor tells me I suffer from hypochondria
– but I think it’s something worse.

The guy who was supposed to fix our doorbell didn’t show up

I realize now that my childhood was rather soft - even the school bully was only passive-aggressive.

11 years on - some random thoughts, a few Dad jokes, and over a quarter of a million followers... not too shabby! #MyXAnniversary

I never gossip myself. But if you DM me - I can tell you who does.

Happy New Year from Auckland New Zealand. Let’s hope for a peaceful 2024

This move is from the playbook of every tinpot dictatorship… it should outrage everyone from whatever political leaning.

Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends.

Elon’s (Tesla’s) - “But wait, there’s more” moment!!!

The road to (totalitarian) hell is paved with good intentions