The worst part about Civil War is how easy it's going to be for the dumbest people you went to high school with to dress up as Jesse Plemons' character for Halloween.

Me as soon as I’ve gotten all the crime out of my system:

Kyle, turn the TikTok camera on; I’ve got thoughts — the Pero Antić piece.

“That’s what I’ve been saying, mate.” — anonymous Thunder player

“Dad, want to play catch this weekend?”

“Sorry, son. I’m shipping out again (patrolling the aisles of a suburban LCBO in hopes that someone tries to leave without paying for Jaegermeister).”

A clip captioned with 'pedophiles in Hollywood' spends more than half its runtime on trans people.

It's the exact shit he rails about in this very clip — wedging culture wars into completely unrelated places.

The Quiet on Set fallout has zip to do with drag performers.

Andrew Joe Potter: special to the Star, his mother and father, and others, maybe.

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To be fair, Canada hardly had any goals at the last men's World Cup either.

(yuk-yuk-yuk, *adjusts tie*)

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Can someone explain why Civil War was dubbed the “most divisive” film of the year? It’s so straightforward.

Something tells me X won’t actually suspend all of its paid advertisers.

It was an incredible window into something I never recognized when I was a kid — how this biweekly family tradition at Swiss Chalet meant so much to my dad, and how he relished the tiny community he found there.

I don’t think I’ve seen my dad cry like that again.