Arming for battle I donned my black leather bike jacket and topped it w a hoodie and a wind breaker. I slipped on gardening gloves then gently scooped up my hairless Sphinx cat, Morgan.

I cooed “Guess what? Today’s your first bath!”

It went down like a medieval war! Claws…

Alina Habba, Hope Hicks, Kristi Noem, Karen McDougal
They all come from the same mold.

The word “bachelor” is doing some heavy lifting considering that, over the course of more than 40 years, every one of trumps sexual relationships and subsequent marriages overlapped each other! 😂

You too can learn how to get your Depends to look practically invisible under your shiny blue suit!

Tomorrow we resume testimony in a case involving a two porn stars, a Pecker, a legal fixer, and a man known inarguably as the nation's largest prick who also happens to have an infamously tiny mushroom-shaped dick.

I would sell my soul to work in the MSM right now!😂

It's Saturday night and do you know what politics nerds do for fun?! We boost dem candidates for follows! Tonight it would be my honor for you to follow my good friend, Erik and bump him over 6K! WOOT!

HA! I love Erik's spunk! I want to remind everyone that endorsing blue candidates across the country is imperative to building a blue coalition for our generation and those to come! Please don't only endorse candidates you see as a sure win. People like Erik are trailblazers, and…

I haven't enjoyed fart jokes this much since 5th grade!

I am not asking for much. Just one prospective juror to request dismissal because they can't spend 6 weeks exposed to Trump's stench! Just one!😂

Ahhh another micro dick with nothing to do and no avi. It's a weeknight! Bring it! 😂

It’s 1130 pm. I’m almost as tired as the fat orange fuck during a trial.

Truth Social stock is in the toilet, and the orange caked fat fudgsicle aka Trump is stuck in a courtroom for the next 6 weeks! Even paying taxes today can't dampen my joy! 😂

I opened our front door this morning and a bird flew away. I found this on top of our wreath! 🥰. Spring has sprung!

I would love to see Palm Beach International Airport renamed to the Barak Hussein Obama International Airport located on Joe Biden Way.

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Still 21 but just a few more years of experience! 😉

In Fall 2020, my ex waited until his rabid Trump-loving whacko BIL was out of town for a long weekend, then had a 12'x6' Biden-Harris 2020! banner installed in his front yard on 10' steel poles!

Whenever you are feeling down channel this level of petty energy!
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Jay, of the sore balls, (they make penicillin for that, doll) thinks calling me a skank is gonna hurt my feelings!

Jay, Jayman, Jayster...you are barfing up the wrong tree! I don't get rattled by dudes whose vernacular maxed out in junior high, love.

When they came for my Washington National Airport and named it Reagan, I admit, I did nothing.
But Dulles as Trump International Airport?
Get da fuq outta here!
The planes would fall from the sky!😂