To catch a bus, you have to think like a bus.

Don’t date a gamer if you’re going to complain about them gaming

using a condom and still pulling out, call that 2 factor authentication

My grandparents watched the Muppets, and what are VTubers if not sufficiently advanced Muppets.

My man said something to me that really stuck. He told me, “I’m not here to control you. I’m not your dad, I’m your partner. You’re free to make your own choices. Just understand that every choice has consequences. If you choose something that damages what we’ve built, that’s on

There was an experiment where they tested how Halo players responded to male versus female voices in multiplayer. Unsurprisingly the female voices elicited more hostility, but they noticed it never came from the players who consistently won.

I don’t know what's longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.

You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.

the most performative part of job searching is sitting in an interview and explaining your deep passion for a company you genuinely did not know existed until you saw the listing three days ago.

In this house we do not throw away perfectly good food. We put the leftovers in a container, put the container in the fridge, let it go bad, then throw it out.

Babe wake up someone created Google Translate for LinkedIn

Never forget this gem from 10 years ago

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

Niggas be thinking cuz u laid back u won’t lean forward

hey do you wanna come over and do this

Gas so damn high you can’t even take a night drive to clear your mind no more 😭

No, your employees don’t want to go to an escape room Just go to a bar and open a tab

Don’t date a gamer then get mad they game

The most revealing thing in this post is that the worker’s need to live never appears as a real business cost. VAT is real. Business rates are real. Energy bills are real. National Insurance is real. Rent is real. Beans, milk, cups, insurance, accountants, card fees, compliance,

Dan Paulman A good business has to pay enough to create loyalty, competence and care from the people working in it. If you pay the absolute minimum, you should not be surprised when performance, morale and retention suffer — and that can damage the business just as much as higher wage costs.