Child, I will whoop your behind for that language on here. I have enough children to put in time-out all day, don't think I won't add one more!

It's great the money can be raised for the athletics department while music, art, civics and the humanities continue to be cut in this town...

I almost feel bad for the Pastor over at their church. I sense an emptying of the pews in the future. Good preachin', Daddy.

Auditions for the #LostLakeElementary Spring Talent Show is open to our 3rd and 4th graders next week in the music room with Mr. Pickens.

This is a good example of the wrong way to handle subject-verb agreement. And is also a great example that you have the opportunity to correct your mistakes. Auditions-ARE-next-week

Mr. Sterling, (@AllBoutHistory), my colleague, this is when you get her to join the PTA if she isn't already a member.

It was a fly-swatter in the Burney-Kitchens household.

I think the only issue would be if her child was in your class. That is a conflict of interest.

I have heard tales of the viciousness of la chancla from my neighbor Mrs. Mazariegos.

So you wait a year.

I think so long as the child isn't in your actual classroom when the relationship FIRST gets going then embarrass away. But it's one of those mythical: "The workplace frowns upon this" rather than written down anywhere.

Flies and sass, baby girl, flies and sass.

I was at the high school today for a meeting and someone had written in a bathroom stall: "For a good time call Principal James" and a phone number. Rumors in this town run wild.

Ms. Potts, as someone who lost her high school sweetheart four years ago..... You are not guaranteed time.

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