Me: Hey let's go and hang out in the Square with all the people tonight! Also me: I HATE PEOPLE!!!

Outside living room today because it is TOO F*CKING HOT.

10yo is going on a 2 night residential trip with school tomorrow and I am basically holding it together, on the inside, about as well as a 7 year old Pritt Stick. Hoping my outward message for both of us when I drop her off in the morning is: "Be a big brave girl, my darling!".

F*ck you, Wordle 1,487 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Snoring makes me feel rage.

My skin is a hormonal bin fire.

Gotta love the Boomers on Castletown Chat regaling people with tales of their childhood spent playing in bombed out holes because other residents have the audacity to expect our park to be maintained to a decent, safe standard.

Wordle, that is NOT how you spell it.

Poulsom Park has not looked like this for fkn years, mate.

Slowly (very slowly) having to admit I just can't wear heels anymore.

The sound at The Villa is absolutely dire at times.

Decided I'm going to start wearing red lippy because why the f**k shouldn't I?

Our back garden after we all disrobed.

From this, to this in the blink of an eye 🥰

Just watched K-pop Demon Hunters with the 10yo and it is really bloody good! I love Disney, but the songs in this movie are way better than those in Disney's recent releases. Great voices too. Especially loved Rumi. #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS

I cannot deal with the meanness of little girls sometimes and I know it's only going to get worse when they hit teens.

The nights are drawing in, fella.

Let's not kill the karma (ay) Let's not start a fight (ay) It's not worth the drama For a beautiful