please stream first kill. even if you don’t have time for it just turn the volume down and leave it running and then go back and watch it later. this is me begging you.

“Lines of closeness over time”

My May wrap up is now live 🥳 head over to my YT to watch it! (Somehow I read 18 books in May!?) youtu.be/zBJ-W8RzNyA

OMG

10 free websites that are so valuable they feel illegal to know:

Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

Deer needs to get rescued twice — but not before getting a lecture of a lifetime 😂

Let’s talk about the four categories of external goals: win, stop, escape, retrieve. This concept works well with genre, but when I was a new literary fiction writer, it was difficult for me to apply it to my own stories. So, here are examples from films and short stories🧵(1/15)

non smokers should be allowed to go outside and scream for 5 minutes in lieu of a smoke break

We looked and Amazon doesn’t sell this blanket

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

PUBLISHERS/BOOK PEOPLE! 👋🏻 I work in a Catholic secondary school and I'm helping to set up a Pride Club with students who have requested one. 🏳️‍🌈 I want to create a dedicated section in our library for LGBTQ+ books. The issue: we only have a very small library budget. (1/2)

I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day.

This is a six week pregnancy. It has more rights than the women of Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.

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A new video where I count all my books and find out what % of them I haven’t read 😬 youtu.be/0V9VztVZqX4