Amy Nico Schwartz πŸŽ™οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ§ β›°οΈ (@amynicoschwartz) 's Twitter Profile
Amy Nico Schwartz πŸŽ™οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ§ β›°οΈ

@amynicoschwartz

Stand-up comedian, writer, snowboarder, mascot, neurotech, punk, improvisor, actor, and what not. @zanieschicago ect. pronouns: she/who?

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Amy Nico Schwartz πŸŽ™οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ§ β›°οΈ (@amynicoschwartz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I see people in favor of the drag ban saying: I'm not hateful, I just do t want it shsived down my throat.. No one mentioned putting anything in your throat but you bro...

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The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on... Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

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I can’t get over Iowa and LSU facing each other in the women’s national championship game…a tale of 2 cultures πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

Amy Nico Schwartz πŸŽ™οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ§ β›°οΈ (@amynicoschwartz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My GF: (singing evangelical music from her childhood.) Me: That's too corny. Please stop. My GF: play the Catholic version from your childhood then. Me: (hits play) My GF: Turn that haunted house music off now!

Amy Nico Schwartz πŸŽ™οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ§ β›°οΈ (@amynicoschwartz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I saw this question recently: Do you tell jokes to make people laugh or so people think you are funny? This sums up the 2 types of comedians out there. It explains so much.

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I'm watching some bro movies & it's a nice fantasy like all them are bout being framed into crime & other ridiculous worries that would never happen like damn that musr be nice level of relaxing. Now wonder bros don't need that much sleep.