The governor of New York is urging you to get a Covid shot while she appears to have had a stroke. I believe I’ll decline, thank you.

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Guess who’s on the no fly list for his modern art performance? Uncultured society. I swear. Huge shoutout to Glenn in row C for the applause. Only one. At least somebody gets it.

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Maybe instead of outlawing guns we should outlaw school shootings. Make them illegal, you know? Put a stop to it. Abolish murder.

Social media has made the stupid even stupider.

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Police have arrested the father of Apalachee High School shooter. He is being charged with 4 counts of involuntary manslaughter, 2 counts of second degree murder, and 8 counts of cruelty to children. What do you think?

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