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If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school” i better see you in harvard.

If your love life is a joke, maybe stand-up comedy is your calling.

You keep ignoring red flags, now you’re in a relationship with a traffic light.

He said “I need space” like I’m not already giving galaxy vibes

Me : passing those itel, techno shops "Customer jangu tulabe Tulabeki dear??? 🙄

Me and my broke friend sending each other memes instead of money.

I asked him just one qn" if he would cook for me if we got married guess who's single now "💀🦥

Him: what's your love language Me: physical cash, acts of bank transfer, funds of affirmation, quality cheques 🥹 guess who's left on read 🙌 simp.... ✓

Mlale Salama jameni ❤️😴🩷

Good morning 🩷❤️🩷

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