me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons

how it feels spending more than $10 on anything

ㅤ

“My daddy worked and never enjoyed his own paycheck and made everyone happy but himself. YALL NOT BUILT LIKE THAT” damn right I’m not 😂

Me not being able to relax because I have a minor obligation later that afternoon

"send me the picture we took last night" the picture:

Niggas be in Walmart with they Baby Mama like: 🛒🚶🏾‍♀️ 🚶🏾‍♂️

"how old are you?" me:

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

Is this not crazy

Been making a lot of $12 transactions lately

how it feels to be 25

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years

starting tomorrow im going on strict budget w myself bc clearly i’ve lost my mother fucking mind

I am a big advocate of ‘learning on the job’ because truly, you will learn on the job.