RT Patty: Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency #tcot // Thanks for your support!

We're sad to hear about the Macho Man Randy Savage's death. Let's all take a moment to remember, smoking didn't kill him. Light up, kids!

Thanks Hokutomaru for helping support the image of the hip, with-it, young individual smoking our product. It helps distract from who we are!

So glad you're enjoying the discount, @thehonorofdeath — please remember how nice we were when you're in the hospital considering a lawsuit!

Thanks for your support, nicemax together we can repeal laws keeping our 100% safe products away from expendable income...i mean, children!

The head of Philip Morris is now saying tobacco is addictive! They say exercise is addictive too! Smoke up, kids! http://tinyurl.com/3f9p8se

Youths should be able to make the choice to smoke, says man who tells his children not to smoke: http://tinyurl.com/3rmfl86

Buy a pack of American Spirits and help fund GOP candidates like Newt Gingrich who tried to get us a $50B tax break in 1997! #tcot #p2 #tlot

Hey Newt Gingrich - if you become president will you try to get us that $50B tax break again? We could really use it to pay for these suits!

Unbelievable! Philly wants to ban smoking in public parks! How will we expose kids to the benefits of cigarettes now? thx @proctorshow #tcot

RT CityCountryMe: @Tallulahstarr Linzden says tobacco doesn't cause cancer. okay then. http://bit.ly/4s8tEd #tcot PROOF! Cigarettes=healthy!

Don't believe what you're told, maysera🌙🐉❤️‍🔥📖 American Spirits are just as healthy for you as any vegetable, plus they make you cool!

Nope, @redshield3 —Parliaments are produced by evil corporation Philip Morris. American Spirits are independently owned, by R.J. Reynolds!

Of course, Kiese Hansen smoking American Spirits will organically help smokers develop cancer or emphysema naturally, without chemicals.

Thanks you @LouieVeesAI for choosing our product to develop your deadly lung or blood disease.

Sir, you're forgetting that our cigarettes, and therefor the cancer they produce, are natural and organic. HOW CAN NATURAL BE BAD? @Wardtho

Our tobacco is natural, @LDsailopal so it's healthy and safe to breath. I mean, you'll develop a disease, but that's natural too.

Right, @twfrontmen & @mattiewhatley no Indians are harmed in the making of American Spirits. Unless you consider cultural exploitation harm.

Glad we can help your work go by quickly, @Isiah_Cantu — smoke enough and your whole LIFE can go by quickly too!

I'll be anything you want me to be if you invest in our toxic, cynically marketed products @Real_TomReeves