I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

Just a reminder that the woman who ratted out Luigi was paid $0

I published these strips 10 years ago. I'm sorry, Greenland MFA 🇬🇱. Good luck, City of Sarasota .

"My daughter caught measles when she was seven. I remember not feeling particularly alarmed about it. Then one morning she said, 'I feel all sleepy,' and she went into a coma. In an hour, she was unconscious. In twelve hours she was dead." Roald Dahl on his daughter Olivia

The four horsemen of having to see their shitty takes despite having them blocked, because people constantly share screenshots of their dumbass tweets.

Everything else aside, Joe Biden is NOT popular in Texas, this is good politics. The fact that it's also true, is a good bonus.

In the election for the SECOND president, Thomas Jefferson was calling John Adams a hermaphrodite while John Adams claimed TJ was straight up dead. Politics were never a kind thing.

So let me get this straight The Olympic Games ... If I post an 8 second gif of Amber Glenn doing a spiral, it gets taken down in 2 hours. But if Nazis put a swastika behind Alysa Liu on Olympic footage, nothing? The harassment of these women has been insane... #MilanoCortina2026

"no one ever called game of thrones smut!" always nice to get a reminder that half the people on here are like, fourteen

Finally a good headline and still managing to bury the lede:

An individually assigned PIN to vote combined with a ballot with a unique identifier on it means your vote is no longer secret.

yeah girl that’s called the National Highway System Geometric Design Standards developed by the American Association of State Highway and Transportation Officials

:) Artists/content creators - Start making use of DMCA's on this app

Benjamin Netanyahu began his political career by viciously inciting against PM Yitzhak Rabin, who began a real peace process with the Palestinians and was murdered by an extremist who took Netanyahu’s accusations of treason seriously. Seven months later, he was Prime Minister.

This is wild. One day after insurgent Nida Allam ☀️ lost by ~1,020 votes in NC04, after millions of dollars from AIPAC and AI were spent against her, the PAC that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez organized to back insurgent candidates, called Courage to Change, sent out a fundraising email talking about how

just gonna recycle my “sleeper cell” take from June

STOP. ENGAGING. WITH. GRIFTERS They know their takes are stupid. They’re banking on you engaging with it. Block and move on.

Hey I know this post is gonna reach like 3 people but: C*ntro Le*ks has made an app with Pokopia tips and tricks and they are ALL scraped from Serebii. Like all of it. And it also has in-app purchase to get rid of ads. This is scummy from all sides. Also fuck C*ntro in general.

"Scientists don't want you to know this" What? Have you ever met a scientist? This is like saying chefs don't want you to taste their food. They are desperate for you to be informed, they will often give you information for free, to walk you through your misunderstandings.

We ran some tests to try and quell the fears of Shiny Hunters in FireRed/LeafGreen on Switch. Do Macro Controllers cause duplicate Pokemon? Are old fashioned hunters using their hands in any danger of shiny checking the same Pokemon? Thanks Anubis for the help!