Ah it’s all a bit grim out isn’t it. Have some more Christmas outfit photos to give you something to smile at

Is it Scottish logic that I’m cheering Italy on as I’ll feel better about losing to them if they beat Ireland?

Everyone chuntering away about the ref, the yellow cards, whether GF is the 10 for 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 etc etc have missed the point. It wasn’t about you, it was about me. The win was my Valentines Day present from the Scotland team. Very thoughtful of them, and better than a 💐

Busy cooking ahead of tomorrow’s Galentines lunch. Had a 5 minute break to peruse twitter, got angry, replied. Time to put the phone down. In other news “Chocolate Girl” is playing, what a tune still.

Mate, we’ve wanted to beat you every single time we’ve played you. Flashback to 2019, first time we hadn’t lost at Twickenham since 1989. Do I wish they were better? Yes I fucking do, but I’ll take beating you over an 8 year losing streak every single time.

Bit of a change of scene today Brackley Town FC #matchofthedames

Can we delay the start of the Italy game please? I need a wee lie down

I bought a very nice bottle of red to drown my sorrows with tonight. It’s currently tasting amazing after that win… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙🤍🏉🍷

I mean I guess my English colleagues will stop taking the piss out of me every time we lose to Italy now. Seriously though, sad for England and the Saints lads but actually really chuffed for Italy

I always said Sergio Parisse could have played in any team he wanted to. So pleased to see him enjoying this

I guess it was too much to ask that both my 🏉 teams win this weekend 😢 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙🤍 😇🖤💚💛

Christ alive, not sure I’m going to make it through this game Scottish Rugby

Hey Scottish Rugby fans, how’s your heart rate?

I’m going in… #BrusselsSproutGin

Well that was quite good The Old Vic

Hey Waitrose & Partners why is your cellar site not accepting orders?

Are you going tonight the bath landscape gardener I’ll be at home hiding behind a cushion

“In our day when forwards couldn’t catch or pass” really Premier Sports did you never watch Tom Smith play? Softest hands of any prop

I may supporting Northampton Saints 😇 but fuck me that was cute from Russell

Looking forward to this game the bath landscape gardener