Totality in Austin, TX. Pictures don’t do it justice.

Dude, why do you think rogues get sneak attack? 😆 #dnd #ttrpg

Apparently “alpha” is Greek for “idiot.”

Later we find that the blue rock turned out to be uncut turquoise worth a few hundred bucks, and condemn the man for cheating a child 🤣

And sometimes the things be learned is “That guy is stupid, don’t do what he did.”

Always have an independent source of income - the alternative is risking getting financially trapped with someone like this.

Always repost

The elves are totally real. They run the computer and if you displease them they will Blue-Screen-of-Death you 😆 (joke)

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The Virgin Mary had a baby by IVF.

We should find some tiny, politically unimportant country with the right geographical features, make it the permanent site of the Olympics, and then have countries compete for the right to do the opening ceremony. Making countries set up a site to only be used once is dumb.

The DM after you survive the big boss fight 😆 #dnd #ttrpg

Wonder if her name is Elizabeth….

Apparently this guy is incapable of self reflection even after being told that women prefer being ripped apart by wild animals over spending a night in his company.

Indigenous People’s Day - colonists appeasing their guilt by pretending that a special day 500 years later makes up for a stolen continent. And I say that as someone who thinks it’s logistically impossible to give it back and doesn’t want to try.

Pro-“lifers”: We don’t want to kill babies! Me: Oh right, because you prefer to go for the package deal. 2 for 1 special. I get it.

Thank god they got rid of smallpox before the antivaxxers showed up or we’d all be at risk of a catastrophe that would make Covid look like small change.

I would like to congratulate President Musk on his clever method of circumventing the constitutional clause that the president must be born in America.

Hey men. Just out of curiosity, if a woman said she’d support you financially if you did all the housework and cared for the children, how many of you would sign up for that gig?