shoutouts to the guy who just scheduled a drop off for his tax return on the due date (it’s not gona get done)

I need someone to sit on it and keep it warm 💕

Wanna come lay in the dog bed with me?

Get mesmerized by my throbbing~

Come over and play with me (◕␣~)

I have a throbbing problem and I need your assistance. Please come here ASAP

Do you like my shirt? 🐯

I need to breed someone so badly😮‍💨😮‍💨

work bathroom 🤫

Wanna replace my dildo? 🤭💖

I was just gonna quickly jerk off, but I decided to snap a pic first…

panda express forgot my fortune cookie 3 times in a row now … guess i just stop going

yes homo we smoking penises

Here’s an all time favorite as a treat

:3

no one got me a pizza :/

you like thick big girl cock?