I would pay a stupid amount of money for a streaming TV channel that was nothing but dicks 24 hours a day.

One of the oldest clips in the archives of the Male Masturbation Research Center. The date listed is 2004 but the clip itself is probably even older. (Low quality video here because it was compressed severely. That was necessary back in the days of dial up internet.)

Yet another vintage clip from the archives of the Male Masturbation Research Center. This is "Camo Cum Geyser" as found in 2007. (You might recognize it from one of my earliest bate compilations, World Wide Wankfest 1.)

Just a bunch of guys sitting around naked together, sharing their latest favorite porn with each other and jacking off. Because why the hell not.

Car dick pic of the day.

Dick pics are a unique art form. But it's an art with a limited audience; not everyone has an appreciation for them. I think they're fascinating, full of beauty and intrigue.

Use any reason to pull your dick out, including no reason at all.

A lot of us once had a friend that we were extremely close to. Not a romantic connection at all, just a very solid friendship. So close, in fact, that it was only natural to jack off together. But then we grew up and it was lost. And we ache to experience that bond again.

The best place for me to give you a handjob is wherever you want to take your dick out. Just name it.

Hard to explain but I sincerely want to help other men learn how to get more out of masturbation. I hope some day I can do some private workshops. I have several in mind, including one about solo masturbation without porn.

Some of my favorite dick pics are ones taken at work. I've had some second and third shift jobs, and I know that when boredom sets in and almost no one else is around, crazy stuff can happen.

Work is over. It's time to play.

Be kind, be helpful, be generous of spirit. Let me play with your dick.

Hands and dicks go well together. I tried to come up with a list once of all the situations in which a hand would touch a penis. It was a pretty long list.

I like a thick forest of fur on my bate buds.

I like a wide variety when it comes to bate buds. I'm pretty open. Doesn't mean I will jack off with just anyone tho.

It works both ways. If for any reason a dude decides he doesn't want to jack off with me, fine. I respect your right to say no.

Showering is great. You get to get naked, get clean, show some love and respect for your body. It feels nice. It should be a social activity with other men.