A little sneak peek at some of the tricks I use in my shows.

From the makers of 'QI XL' and 'Have I Got A Bit More News For You'... A new news channel... 'BBC News 26' #funny Quite Interesting

How long is a piece of string? Answer 37.2cm... if you measure accurately enough before you cut it.

People who live in glass houses... should stop appearing on Grand Designs, I'm bored of them.

Only 371 more sleeps till Xmas 2014

So that was Xmas. Same time again next year everyone?

Ah the weekend end, so tomorrow is the weekstart start right?

What's that fiery ball in the sky?

What if the voices in you head are smarter than you.

Arg! I spent ages on my Twitter design and now if I don't redesign (again!) I will look soooo 2013

"Remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else" Margaret Mead - Weird that sounds profound, when it's just a genetic fact

Know someone with a fake plant? Keep adding extra parts. They will think they are going mad when they have to start pruning it. #pranks

Saw a carpet shop today called 'Finishing Touches'. How can a carpet be a finishing touch? The carpet goes in before any furniture. #funny

Daleks love shopping. #doctorwho #whovians

Finally got round to changing my twitter header, which I think means twitter's layout will change in the next week

Just bought some double sided tape from the pound shop. Unfortunately both sides are the non-sticky side #funny #poundland

What? The sales have started? Did I fall asleep and miss Xmas... again?

Well that was 2014. I don't think I'll try that year again #HappyNewYear

You treat this place like a hotel. Always folding the toilet paper into a point... #funny