Haha fuck people

You know the meal is about to be fire when mom busts out the china and the fancy cutlery 🔥🔥

Tom Brady to Roger Goodell: x.com/BleacherReport…

Africa is amped to get those Atlanta Falcons super bowl shirts

Fuck calc the only equation important to me is 2 Mannings+ 1 Rogers= 1 Brady

Roger Goodell handing the trophy off to Brady and the Patriots like

Tom Brady be like #Patriots

Still in shock.

If the pats can come back from a 25 point lead I can pass a chem exam without studying

Dad: "I blacked out a little...what happened when white caught the winning pass?"

Just convinced 8 boys that I have a glass eye. If anyone asks I was in a fishing accident

Lol me x.com/wshhfans/statu…

My roommate saw 50 shades darker last night and she's been moaning in her sleep nonstop. I swear there's no god.

Seeing all these posts about shs sports and fan sections makes me miss high school so much :(

Think I just concussed myself

Typical wpi students come into class and sit next to me in the back of lecture: "Hehe Are we the bad students now?" Me:🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Girls fucking suck lol

"Chris you look like that Spanish guy who hung himself"