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Amanda Lynn Deal

@amandalynndeal

Comic, producer, host. Follow me @amandalynndeal on all social media platforms. I use this one the least.

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It’s crazy that the phrase “women aren’t funny” became popular. Must have started before comments were a thing. 🤔 Every time I’m on the internet and read any comment anywhere my first thought is always: “Jesus Christ… men really aren’t funny”

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The hottest thing a man has ever said to me: 3. Nothing. 🤣 2. “I’ll do your laundry.” 🥹 1. “I got you.” 🫠 Silence, chores, and being responsible. 🥵😍 THAT’S KINDA ALL WE NEED FROM YOU

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This car accident settlement can’t some soon enough. June marks TWO years without a car. TWO YEARS. 🤦🏻‍♀️ When I do get another set of wheels my girl Flo is insuring them shits. FUCK GEICO. Snake with legs. 🚫🦎🖕

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Men are so unfunny they think sexual assault is a joke 🙃 To be fair: he was just kidding. Unless you’re into that. Then he’s being super serious. And if you’re NOT into that: Congratulations! You’re whore?! Idk. Men make dumb rules.

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Last night I did so well the comic after me jokingly told the host to just give me thier time instead of having to follow me. 🤣🤣 I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND UP THERE. Ok, maybe I am fucking around. But I’m god damn good at it. BOOK ME. 💋

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“I just think once I fuck, marry, or kill a woman she shouldn’t exist for anyone else to look at. IT’S CALLED HAVING MORALS.” -Most of these idiots.

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“They said I couldn’t get a degree. They said I couldn’t write my own movie. They said I was too young to change the world. They said I was too old to learn something new. But I showed them!! 🥹 …by having a robot do it for me.” - An actual fucking ad for AI. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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The rollercoaster of emotions I felt while tearing up for the artists and weirdos of the world during a Super Bowl ad to have the reveal be: “Yeah. I actually do suck. But thank god for robots!” 🤣🤣🤣 WHAT. THE. FUCK.🤦🏻‍♀️

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I actually don’t. And this website is trash. Follow me literally anywhere else!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 

I actually don’t. And this website is trash. Follow me literally anywhere else!
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#AmandaBynes has been mocked & ridiculed for years. #FreeAmanda She was the comedic genius of our time. She shouldn’t have to hide. If you’re unsure about any of this watch “Quiet On Set” on HBO Max. Thank you #DrakeBell for standing up to these monsters. 💖

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Nobody cares about SNL or Comedy Clubs anymore but I’ve wanted to make SNL and Comedy clubs more pro-femme, diverse, & gay since I saw ‘em.

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Woah. Wtf. Just watched the #PalmRoyale season finale and I NEED more Kristen Wiig in my life. 😭😭 That was one hell of a cliffhanger. Here’s to hoping there’s a season 2 🤞 Apple TV