There’s no non-awkward way to announce this on the internet, so here goes.
I’m getting a divorce.
But at least Taylor was sweet enough to release a breakup album the same day. Very omniscient of her.
Alexa, play So Long London!

My neurospicy quirk is that every ounce of my book advance is going straight to fund my new hyperfixation food. Apparently I can’t write without beer and fish and chips now

Her pen is a sword and the dragon is misogyny 🥳

What is it about being a writer that makes non-writers think they can give you writing advice? Like, should I just go up to my surgeon and be like “No, no, no, cut it like this”🙄

He’s a 10 but…
He heard you mention your favorite spicy book and didn’t immediately get it so that he could learn the ways of your book boyfriend

Bi girls get it.

Is this how manifesting works? ✨✨✨

My YA fantasy

We are PM official! 😭😭😭 How did I get here???

Watching Hunchback of Notre Dame with my kids and yall, Phoebus is such an underrated Disney prince

My editor: can you explain this part? I don’t understand why it happened.

Me: Ah, yes, I can explain. See that happened because I was writing out of my ass

Since I’ve been keeping secrets, I haven’t gotten to talk about writing much lately, so this morning I’ll just say how wonderful it is that I GET to sit down and edit Seven Deadly Thorns until my brain melts 🫠

Once upon a time a battle-worn, querying-mangled gal from Texas got a book deal with Bloomsbury (friggin BLOOMSBURY), but before that, she filmed a TikTok while having to shelve her first book that failed in the trenches. May it grant you fortitude and audacity, you damn word

Hi mom! 👋

Every time I see a man with hollowed out cheeks, there’s an internal war between the part of me that finds it hot and my inner southerner who wants to offer him some biscuits and gravy because he’s clearly too skinny

Today will forever be the day I discovered vulgarteacups.com
No words for how badly I need this.

The fastest way to kill the vibe with me is to tell me you don’t “have time” to read because you’re “busy.”
Babe, I know homeschool moms who read 300 books/year. Just say you don’t love it

I’m the mom over here stuffing the leftover Halloween candy into jack-o’-lantern-themed plastic eggs. Good enough is good enough